eat a sad faced puppy (10/28/08)
Red Eye, the number one show among people I’ve payed to say it’s their number one show.
Rachel, she’s cuter than a Smurf eating a Carebear’s brain.
Jonathan Hoenig, he knows T-bills like I know cheap thrills.
Alison Rosen, if wit were candy she’d be passed around on halloween.
John Roy, if hilarity were marshmallows, I’d roast him over a campfire.
Re-Intros:
Jonathan Hoenig, he knows cash I like know hash.
Alison Rosen, if brains were candy kids would crack her skull open.
John Roy, he’s funnier than a hobo clown forced to eat a sad-faced puppy in order to survive.
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