Government Cheese (8/12/08)

Red Eye, the number one show among people who haven’t had sex with a presidential candidate.

Patti Ann Brown, she’s so cute, dolphins have tattoos of her on their ankles.

Greg Proops, he’s more fun than burning Smurfs with a magnifying glass.

Noel Nikpour, she knows politics like I know polygrip.

Re-Intros:

P.A.B., if brains were hard boiled eggs, I’d chop her up and throw her in a salad.

Greg Proops, if hilarity were a weightlifter his snatch would win the gold medal.

Noel Nikpour, if political expertise were government cheese, poor fat people would eat her.